Things to do when you get tonsillitis twice in a row

1) Post on your Blog.
2) Play Zelda
3) Try mixing penicillin with Neocitrin
4) Lament the fact that you're single and have tonsillitis
5) Eat ice cream
6) See if it's possible to sleep without drooling on your pillow
(If you answer "no" to the above, you should not go out in public. Even if you don't have tonsillitis.)
7) Pet a kitten, or some other placating animal
8) Make a game of ignoring your school work in favor of playing Zelda
9) Make a game of navigating your way to the bathroom between discarded packages of Neocitrin, textbooks, and whatever other refuse clutters your floor
10) Sit around in your pajamas for 3 days and ponder amazedly at the fact that you are still single
11) Try singing "smelly cat" to see if you have a sexy voice
12) Eat more ice cream

I hate my lymphatic system

Tonsilitis.

Twice in a row.

'nuff said.