About the Franken

I think I'm finally done with my little stint into American politics. Only now I feel the urge to question every American as to their political leanings, and then to convert them to something better.

I think when I grow up I want to be a political missionary to the United States. I know I could do at least as good a job as the British did everywhere they went to spread their beliefs. Plus, when you're cute like me, people tend to just go along with whatever life-changing decision you've made for them. I like having power that way. It makes me feel taller.